Danielle

firecrotchdj @ 2006-01-09T18:12:00

2006-01-10T00:15:23Z

You know you have issues when someone calls you a "cum guzzling thunder cunt" and then your guy friend tells you he hopes you can live up to that name. As I say, if that's my name, then his name is "cum squirting lightning rod." Hahaha. How do people come up with these things?

firecrotchdj @ 2005-12-25T14:28:00

2005-12-25T20:30:00Z

Merry Christmas! And much love to the UCF football team. Good game last night. Even though you only lost by one, I still love ya.

I'm back...

2005-12-18T17:35:15Z

So, I've come to the realization that I never use this thing anymore. I think it's because I don't really like to sit here and type out everything because it's just so much easier to tell you. But I guess I can take the time now to update you all a little bit. So I finally got my residency changed and next semester everything will be ok, i just have to find a way to pay for this semester because my mom said she isn't. The most interesting part of this update is now to come. So I get a call friday night at 3 in morning saying that my friend is getting arrested for DUI. WTF? Yeah, so he was arrested and they didn't finish his paper stuff until 10:17. Then I didn't figure out where he was until 2, but we couldn't get him out because he had a hold because they were waiting for his fingerprints to come back to make sure he didn't have any warrants anywhere else in the state. So I go to work at 3:30 and from work I called at 5 and they said I could come get him, but I dodn't get off work unitl 8. So when I got off work I went to get him, about to get on the 408 and Ashley called so i went to get her and then we went to the Orange County Jail to get his drunk ass. When we got there they told me that someone else had already done a property release so I was like OK. Then we called back and they said his bond had been posted so I felt a lot better, but his truck and phone are still here and we haven't heard from him. I think he went home and went to sleep.

firecrotchdj @ 2005-11-15T18:36:00

2005-11-15T23:37:39Z

To anyone who wants to contribute to the "Keep Danielle in Orlando Fund," I accept cash and check. I know it would be so much easier for everyone if I took credit, but no can do. Please contribute because it would be greatly appreciated. Especially those of you who know how it is in the fort...this is my last and final plea...

PLEASE KEEP ME IN O-TOWN!!!

firecrotchdj @ 2005-11-12T20:34:00

2005-11-13T01:34:29Z

GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!!!!! They can kiss this! My ass gets me in so much trouble, literally.

firecrotchdj @ 2005-10-26T21:20:00

2005-10-27T01:24:23Z

Oh yeah, I'm going to the NC tomorrow! It's so cold there and I'm so excited. It's supposed to snow and Ashley wants to go sledding. We baught new snow gear yesterday, we're gonna be so cute. I haven't been to North Carolina in 3 years so I'm really ecstatic. Only I haven't started packing or anything, such a ?procrastinator? I am. Ok talk at you guys later.

For Andrew again...

2005-10-21T01:21:34Z

Oh yeah, I totally got that shit last night.

For Andrew...

2005-10-20T02:01:58Z

Andrew, I love you soooo much. I am so proud of what you told me earlier today. Yeah, you know what I was thinking about whenever I guessed...might happen a little later tonight for me. Cross your fingers! I know you are addicted now, it's just one of those things. Love ya!

Danielle

firecrotchdj @ 2005-10-14T08:55:00

2005-10-14T16:06:36Z

Yeah so life's life. What can I say? More problems with my brother and I don't really know what to say about my life. It's a little bittersweet...my favorite word. It sums up everything. Is it good, is it bad, it's a little of both. Should I be happy, should I be sad, it's a little of both. Is it something to look forward to, or is it not, both perhaps. So I wrote this letter to my dad last night and now all I have to do is drop it in the mail and I'm set for the rest of my life. Things are about to look up for me, now and forever.

Much love,

Danielle

firecrotchdj @ 2005-10-10T22:13:00

2005-10-11T02:19:11Z

OMFG hell has melted again. Two days after Tank got his car, he wrecked that shit. DAMN!!! We haven't heard from him since. I personally think he's dead...just kidding. Soooo...I really can't update right now cause I'm trying to concentrate on Laguna Beach. Talk later...

firecrotchdj @ 2005-10-07T21:37:00

2005-10-08T01:42:13Z

Well at the moment my life can't really get much worse than it already is. No explanation is needed at this time. For all of those who know me, well I guess that would be all of you reading this considering I'm probably on your friends list, I dyed my hair. You guys should see it. It's nothing drastic, but it's definitely something to get used to. It's like a firey red. Look at my myspace later in the week and I'll post a picture of it. Anyways, I'm not really doing very much partying lately, I think I'm a little partied out at the moment. We'll see though.

Yesterday brought no Forgiveness...
...Tomorrow has no Promises.

OMFG

2005-09-24T01:34:15Z

Did hell freeze over or did i miss something? Tank has a car!!! OMFG!!! I don't believe it! I'm in such shock right now...I don't know what to say. This guys been throwing so many curve balls lately.

If you don't give a fuck...
Put your middle fingers up...
Ain't no kool-aid in my cup...
Gimme that grey goose!

Peace out peeps.

firecrotchdj @ 2005-09-19T12:38:00

2005-09-19T16:38:14Z

So about my little sidenote from last night. Me and Ashley went to Alehouse for dinner and we saw Tank. I was starring so hard because I was in complete and total shock, as was Ashley. We didn't know what to think considering nobody had heard or seen from him in like 2 weeks. So much drama in our lives, it's so entertaining, haha. We were still in awe when we left and then we noticed the moon was quite full last night. Just saying...the night had only begun. Then we went home and Stephanie came over and we chilled like a freezy pop.***

firecrotchdj @ 2005-09-18T20:50:00

2005-09-19T00:52:40Z

As Ashley says, the time has come...wouldn't you like to know.

Sidenote: Don't forget to update about the sightings tonight. You gonna know this.

firecrotchdj @ 2005-09-17T15:53:00

2005-09-17T19:58:44Z

You really wanna know how my life is right now? I found out a few days ago that I can't attend school this semester because I can't afford it. This is just ridiculous. Robby's mad at me, but there's nothing I can do about it. My mom and I have tried everything. We even made them take it to the committee board and everything, but had no such luck. UCF=U Can't Finish. Well, watch me bitches, I'll finish that shit and then you can lick my right titty. I tried to post last night, but apparently it didn't work, so here's your math lesson for yesterday, and for the rest of your life.

2 hands + 2 drinks = a hell of a night!

Oh, Laron's coming into town tomorrow. Oh yeah! We'll see what happens.

My Apologies

2005-09-13T01:46:36Z

I would like to formally apologize for last nights post. I was terribly intoxicated and I hope you accept my apologies. I read it today cause Ashley told me I updated, but I couldn't exactly understand what I was trying to type.

firecrotchdj @ 2005-09-12T01:02:00

2005-09-12T05:04:32Z

omg....;.tina hitg a car!!~!!!@ kin am drunk!!!!!!!!~@#! so........what6 r we gonna do aboututr thjuis sitiatyion?????? hm,m,mm,m... oweese t5ell me!!!!1 i falk tkl u gfuys later!!!1 peace iuyt!!!!!

firecrotchdj @ 2005-09-10T20:48:00

2005-09-11T01:03:37Z

Well...let's see what I have to tell you now. One friend has a farting problem, and the other has her pants up her booty crack. Isn't my life interesting? No really though, life is great!...yeah right. I may not be going to school this semester even though schools already started...long story. If you need to know, then you've already been told. We went out last night and saw like everybody in the entire world and we met this guy in line. He's from Detroit and he was really hot and paid for us to get in. He was kick ass. I need to meet more people like him. Oh yeah, Ashley brought home our new beer cuzies...Colling, Gilbert, and Wright...yeeeaaah buuuuddy. So we are at the moment sitting here and wondering what are we going to do tonight? Where are we gonna go and walk in like we own the place? Our options at the moment are karaoke or a house party. Hhhmmmm...decisions, decisions. Lalalala...Stephanie's on the phone with Cliff, he's a hottie...we might go over there. Ok, now she's calling Goodson, that's my Goodio, he just got out of the shower and he's all hanging...so he says. Yeah, well I'll at ya'll later, I think Goodio's coming over and we're going to sing karaoke.

Later days,

Big Booty

No more trooper for me

2005-08-30T02:37:15Z

Ok, so the whole three days, three different clubs didn't fair so well last night. Well, sort of. This morning was definitely hell at work. We went to Devaney's Too last night and we were hanging out with Zo, Travis, and Stan. We were of course drunk as fuck and when we left and went home we were just chillin and they just show up. We didn't want them there THAT night, another night, but not last night. So much drama and hate and now I have to try to be the peacemaker cause I like hanging out with them. I had to have a heart-to-heart with Zo. Hopefully everyone can get along and there will be no problems...but we'll see what happens. Cross your fingers. I could go into more detail, but that's ok. I will tell you that I have war wounds where I forgot Ashley had a chair in her room and I ran right smack dab into the damn thing. I have bruises everywhere, even like really near my crotch...that sore hurts just sitting down.

firecrotchdj @ 2005-08-28T21:26:00

2005-08-29T01:27:09Z

three nights in a row. three different clubs. hit 'em up.

firecrotchdj @ 2005-08-27T16:59:00

2005-08-27T21:02:18Z

Once again, another unsuccessful Friday night...for me at least. If my friend wasn't so set on this one person, maybe I would have gotten some ass last night. She's never ever going to see him again!!! Yeah right!!! Maybe if his friend wasn't stupid and stayed home by himself all night, he wouldn't have had to gripe about not getting booty either. Anyways...maybe next time. No! Definitely next time! Oh yeah! Oh by the way, someone is very angry with my friend. I'm very anxious to see what she tells him she did last night.

firecrotchdj @ 2005-08-25T10:13:00

2005-08-25T14:23:16Z

Once again hell begins. School sucks. But I did see something pretty funny today. I was walking to my car and here comes Knightro riding his horse across campus...it was a funny sight. I should've asked for a ride to my car, haha. Well, me and Ashley finally aren't sleeping in the floor anymore and we've moved into our new apartment. Let the partying resume! While we were living with Tina I didn't have access to update so let me fill you in. One weekend we went to Teintu's and I cooked a Turkey and we had Thanksgiving in July. Good times. Let's see, I was sick for the last week and in bed all the time, so Ashley went to stay at her moms, but she ended up sick anyways. She bought some DSL chapstick and that stuff is the shit. Kiwi flavor, very tasty. Hhhhmmmm, what else? Well, we're beginning to see the true side of the Playa's Club...some things are good and some things are just god awful wrong. I love talking about people who have no idea I'm talking about them because they don't have one of these. So devious. Oh yeah, and you should see how one them dances, it's hilarious! Well now that we've moved to our new apartment, we've already had some odd experiences and we haven't even been here for a week. It's one thing to wake up naked beside someone you know, but it's another to wake up, walk in your living room, see your friend butt-ass naked with some kid you don't know and you know she don't know. He knew all of our names, but none of us knew his name. We didn't find out until like 2 or 3 days later.

One word for ya. College. What an experience. You should try it sometime.

Dude, where's my car?

2005-07-29T16:18:21Z

Ok, now I'm infuriated! Have you ever walked out to get into your car and it's not there? I have. I was planning on going home this weekend, but now I can't cause getting my car back is gonna take all my money and i'm not gonna have enough to get home and back. God Damnit!!! I'm so pissed right now. If you were planning on hanging out with me this weekend give me a call so I can explain, cause I'm too mad to explain it now.

firecrotchdj @ 2005-07-26T14:37:00

2005-07-26T22:03:39Z

Ok, so today is the day. I'm moving out of my apartment! In the words of a good friend...goodbye "Big Bertha." Hahaha. And she's so pissed too because I'm taking everything I brought in and she's not gonna have anything left. I'm taking everything from every last dish rag to the silverware. She's gonna be eating with plastic forks. Hahaha, sucks to be her. Maybe if she got a job she wouldn't have any worries. Tina just called me a cheap hoe because I said that when we go out to eat it has to be cheap. She said that's the kind of person I am. We can't role like the Playa's Club and eat a $30 steak at Houston's every Friday.

By the way, I forgot to tell you how Friday night was. Where shall I start? We got drunk and apparently I took my boobs out and I was just told, while sitting here, that she has a picture of my boob on her phone. STEPHANIE, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU SHOW ANYBODY MY BOOB!!! Well, we went to Pounder's as planned. Got all hot and bothered on the dance floor. Tina was acting a fool and made out with some guy that was really ugly. Then the Playa's Club roled up in that biotch...I drank part of Robby's drink, but I was supposed to get ice out of it, so i stuck my finger in there and he was no, with your mouth. I said oh and used my mouth. We eventually left and Tina wanted Wendy's and some stupid fuckers got out there cars and came up to us in the drive thru and started talking. Then like dumbasses Ashley and Stephanie got out and started walking home. We finally left Wendy's after the black guy at the window asked where the party at. Drove by looking for the dumbasses and we didn't see them. So we turned around and went back down the road screaming their names like dumbasses and we still didn't see them. So we turned around again and finally saw them, but they were almost home anyways, and started cussing them out. Come to find out these dumbasses were hiding behind some of the smallest trees i've ever seen in my entire life, and we still didn't see them. We pick them and go home, get naked, and the Playa's Club roles again!!! So we're standing around in towels naked ready to go skinny dipping and they're like hell yeah let's go!!! The pool was locked, what a disappointment. So one of us got a little naughty in the shower with a member of the Playa's Club. The rest of them chilled in the bed in Ashley's room after a few destroyed the rest of the house. Damn this is really long night!!! I'm tired of typing, I don't type this much for school. Then...Robby got a raincheck, but he didn't want me to right it out, he'd keep it in mind. Oh yeah, let me tell you, Ashley is hunching the leader and the VP is trying to hunch her. It was quite the funny. So, we went to BK and they got pulled over by the cops. We went over there and picked up the leader and went back home. Went to sleep in the same bed, but that didn't work. I had to leave the room. To much feeling for me...I think I fell asleep around 6 or so. And so ends the night, I think.

Ok Goodson needs the computer, I must go.

Friday night routine...

2005-07-23T00:57:55Z

...It's that time again. Friday night is here to stay once again. Me and my bottle of wine and I'm good to go. Time to get it on the floor, get it, get it on the floor...Drop down and get ya eagle on girl...Wish everybody was here, sucks that your not!!! Look at tina...